We.re In The Money!

Kona Village, Hawaii – 1989 – wehn I had brown hair!

I’m  finally going to receive my funds from Nigeria!  My ATM card is on its way – as soon as I provide all of my personal details!  I received my confirmation email today!

When I receive my money I’m going to give each of my girls $1 million  to do with as they wish!  Of course I am limited to ATM withdrawals of $15,000 per day so it may take a couple of months.  Not to fret girls!  Start making your plans!  We’re in the money!

ATTENTION:

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD
Due to your long over-due fund which you have been finding it
difficult to receive via a Certified Bank Draft issued by the
(info@fmf.gov.ng), We have arranged your payment through our
International ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America, Africa and
Asia Pacific; this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the
Senate in respect to overseas contract Payment and debt re-scheduling.
We will send you an International Swift ATM CARD (Master Card) which
you are to use in accessing your fund via in any ATM MACHINE location
anywhere in the world, and the maximum daily limit is Fifteen Thousand
United States Dollars ($15,000.00USD) valued sum at Two Million Five
hundred thousand United States Dollars {US$2,500,000.00}. If you
desire to receive your fund this way, kindly re-confirm your details
so as to facilitate the immediate Release of your ATM CARD
immediately.

Your Full Name……………..
Full Residential Address…….
Direct and Current Phone…….
Present Country…………….

You are therefore advised to stop any further communications with all
other bodies such as the Compensation and Finance House, Lottery
Organizations, Bank Transfer Department etc. So as to facilitate the
immediate release of your ATM Card.

Best Regard

Mr. John Robert
ATM Logistics Unit

🙂

Its official!

Now really – does anyone in the civilized world still fall for this shit?   Time to modify the message morons!  At least if you expect some other moron to answer you.  I will however cease communications with those “other bodies” which are obvious frauds.

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About toritto

I was born during year four of the reign of Emperor Tiberius Claudius on the outskirts of the empire in Brooklyn. I married my high school sweetheart, the girl I took to the prom and we were together for forty years until her passing in 2004. We had four kids together and buried two together. I had a successful career in Corporate America (never got rich but made a living) and traveled the world. I am currently retired in the Tampa Bay metro area and live alone. One of my daughters is close by and one within a morning’s drive. They call their pops everyday. I try to write poetry (not very well), and about family. Occasionally I will try a historical piece relating to politics. :-)
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1 Response to We.re In The Money!

  1. beetleypete says:

    I say the same thing all the time. But SOMEONE must fall for it, and a lot of someones, otherwise they would have give up a long time ago.
    Great clip, from a superb film!
    Best wishes, Pete.

    Liked by 1 person

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