Monthly Archives: February 2021

Five hundred Thousand Half a million; five days to count them at a second apiece. “No visitors allowed” said the voice behind the desk as if she appeared to be Medusa; “But I’m her mother!” Like it meant something; She … Continue reading →

Tsk tsk – a wife who can’t please her husband.  She needs to dry her eyes. ‘ Serving her man on her knees. Self explanatory.

Question for the day: Does time exist? I mean “exist” – like the keyboard I am typing on or the screen I am looking at? Does it physically exist like things I can touch or perceive? Renaissance man that I … Continue reading →

  Somebody finally said it. “I didn’t vote to overturn an election! And I will not be lectured by those who did about partisanship!” Bravo! .

““A perfect wife till 6 P.M. – marred by  one neglect few husbands can forgive.”  She doesn’t use douche by Lysol!!  (Yes, Lysol once made douche!) , Dressed for bed and on her knees near his feet. O-O-Oohh Santa! . … Continue reading →

“Then the only good, fast, honest-to-Gregg stenographer I got. this red-head Morissey – balks at the postage meter!” Complete with lolli! “Now you’re shooting all over the place!” This is for a “joy stick! Think of Mad Men sitting around … Continue reading →

We take a break from the Ads From the Past because we can’t resist writing something about Texas. No, we libs did not succeed n turning Texas blue during the last election; Mother Nature did it for us this week.  … Continue reading →

“Girls with too much bottom and too little top” Not women mind you – girls. “Gosh honey!  You seem to thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting!” No comment.

“Stacked for convenience.”  Any doubt as to what is being referred to here? . Blow in her face and she’ll follow you anywhere.  I like her expression.    Cooking – that’s what wives are for!  Could the mixer be any … Continue reading →

Wouldn’t want your wife to use a credit card! After you had your wife committed and released, you can tranquilize her at home and get her back to her main duties! Selling “leg room” while comfortably in the back seat. … Continue reading →