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“Action pants” with an “Action zone!”  “Now with an extra large snack sack!” We all knew that women couldn’t drive! . An ad you won’t see anymore . Babies can drink 7-Up! . Love’s baby soft – because innocence is … Continue reading →

Well this past Sunday I won the Golden Ticket; an appointment for my first dose of Covid vaccine scheduled for tomorrow.  I was taken completely by surprise when a  login to my county health department actually got a response. I … Continue reading →

“Enough elegance for a hotel, motel or a bachelor pad on wheels.”  Drive her anywhere!  Park her anywhere!  She’s ready for anything!   “The Super Seven incher!”  It’ll blow your mind away!   What a nice shirt, blue belt  and … Continue reading →

Five hundred Thousand Half a million; five days to count them at a second apiece. “No visitors allowed” said the voice behind the desk as if she appeared to be Medusa; “But I’m her mother!” Like it meant something; She … Continue reading →

Tsk tsk – a wife who can’t please her husband.  She needs to dry her eyes. ‘ Serving her man on her knees. Self explanatory.

Question for the day: Does time exist? I mean “exist” – like the keyboard I am typing on or the screen I am looking at? Does it physically exist like things I can touch or perceive? Renaissance man that I … Continue reading →

  Somebody finally said it. “I didn’t vote to overturn an election! And I will not be lectured by those who did about partisanship!” Bravo! .

““A perfect wife till 6 P.M. – marred by  one neglect few husbands can forgive.”  She doesn’t use douche by Lysol!!  (Yes, Lysol once made douche!) , Dressed for bed and on her knees near his feet. O-O-Oohh Santa! . … Continue reading →

“Then the only good, fast, honest-to-Gregg stenographer I got. this red-head Morissey – balks at the postage meter!” Complete with lolli! “Now you’re shooting all over the place!” This is for a “joy stick! Think of Mad Men sitting around … Continue reading →

We take a break from the Ads From the Past because we can’t resist writing something about Texas. No, we libs did not succeed n turning Texas blue during the last election; Mother Nature did it for us this week.  … Continue reading →