Speaking Tweet

Lindsay got 120 days and she’s sorry and

she’s holding on to Shawn and

Snooki looks so hot now that she lost weight and

Lorenzo’s kid got busted twice for snortin and

teen momma’s baby daddy wants to be a rap star and

Michael says he wired cash to Dina and

Jada wore some very short shorts and

Kate got engaged to Matt and

Megan flashed her midriff.  Such a show off but

Dianna A. flashed her panties in Times Square and

did you see Miley’s bathroom twitpic and

wasn’t Born This Way just the best of Glee and

how could they vote her off  A. I. and

did you see Kirsty’s flop?  What a tub and

what about little Suri’s shining moments and

Fergie won’t be judging X-Factor and

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are way cool and

you can follow all their tweets and

Kim has the greatest ass

but what’s with Khloe’s lips?

Now twenty somethings want to be famous

for being famous and

wonder what they can do to go viral and

when they get together they all look down and

talk with their thumbs and

never say a word.

I guess they speak tweet

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-drunk-celebrity-hall-of-fame

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About toritto

I was born during year four of the reign of Emperor Tiberius Claudius on the outskirts of the empire in Brooklyn. I married my high school sweetheart, the girl I took to the prom and we were together for forty years until her passing in 2004. We had four kids together and buried two together. I had a successful career in Corporate America (never got rich but made a living) and traveled the world. I am currently retired in the Tampa Bay metro area and live alone. One of my daughters is close by and one within a morning’s drive. They call their pops everyday. I try to write poetry (not very well), and about family. Occasionally I will try a historical piece relating to politics. :-)
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